Lobbyist - Someone trying to get to the Commission but hasn't passed a competition so far. Alternatively, someone with an insane passion for being on the wrong side.
Fonctionnaire - Someone good in numerical and abstract reasoning quizzes
EP Assistant - Waiting for something better
Think tank researcher - Hungry but happy
Journalist - Juggles fisheries and foreign policy. Is a waiter in the evenings to support self.
Consultant - Stressed by a life of denial
Stagiaire- Future looks bright...but distant
All the others - Parasites of the Institutions
Interimaires - mainly secretarial staff traded through slave pushers like ADECCO Interim, Start People and others. (Copyright - b-eurocracy)
In general, everyone is very busy representing the interests of something they are not interested in at all, hoping that one day they might be able do to their own interest.